bostonmagazine.com– A father and son in Quincy flung themselves into action with such little hesitation when they spotted a car prowler outside their home, they forgot to put on pants.
Around 1 a.m. Sunday morning, Jeff Crispo’s wife asked their 27-year-old son, also named Jeff, who was in his car after spotting someone in the window.
“She noticed someone was in his car so she went to his room and goes ‘Jeff who’s in your car?’ He responded ‘Nobody, nobody’s in there,’” Jeff Crispo the Elder told WBZ-TV. “I’m like ‘Well, someone’s in your car.’”
Both Jeff Crispos rushed outside to detain the man, 22-year-old Dana Durfee, also of Quincy, pictured above. The Jeffs kept watch over Durfee until officers arrived around 2:15 a.m., police said.
Unreal smugshot by this guy. That smirk blows Draymond Green’s mugshot out of the water. What in the world do you have to be so cocky about Dana Durfee? (hilarious name) Your brilliant car thieving was foiled by a pair of Jeffs who were not even wearing any pants. Some criminal mastermind you are. Jeffs may be the least threatening demographic in the world. Just look at the Google Image results for Jeff:
With all due respect to The Dude, aside from that Soviet henchman in the top left, you would be hard pressed to find a less intimidating group of people. No self respecting petty crook would ever let himself be detained by a pair of Jeffs even if they were wearing pants. Dana Durfee should be ashamed of himself.
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